Max Facts

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[Max Facts @MaxGawnFacts]

.@declan_west @gawndog37 @adamroy37 Max Gawn's sweat is used to make the Australian of the Year trophy. #gawnnn

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@declan_west @gawndog37 Max Gawn is in the leadership group. Of the known universe. Alone.

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Max Gawn's beard clippings are worth 7 times their weight in gold.

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Single Dad Enlists The Melbourne Demons Football Club For The Ultimate Birthday Gift (cont) http://t.co/lGlodc5ghP

[Max Facts @MaxGawnFacts]

When Max Gawn does a push up, he isn't lifting his body, he's pushing the world down.

[Max Facts @MaxGawnFacts]

Fact: Max Gawn's beard is great for mopping up the tears after watching this beautiful story. http://t.co/SpLWmkGaly #gotheextramile #AFL

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Max Gawn taught Walter White all he knows.

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Max Gawn signed his new contract in the blood of the opposition.

[Melbourne Demons @melbournefc]

Good news! @gawndog37 has signed a new contract with the club until at least the end of 2015 - http://t.co/AC1JXjCgHS #firstandforever

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Max Gawn is JK Rowling.

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Max Gawn can kill two stones with one bird.

[Max Facts @MaxGawnFacts]

.@Steph_Grentell @gawndog37 Max Gawn doesn't wear underwear. Underwear wears Max Gawn.

[Dees Man @Dees_Man]

@MaxGawnFacts Max Gawn has the longest body of anyone on the Melbourne list... Well except Fitzy but his body is just weird looking

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Max Gawn invented water. #firstandforever #maxgawnfacts

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Lannister's always pay their debts out of fear of Max Gawn. #firstandforever #maxgawnfacts

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Max Gawn invented performance enhancing drugs so he could have some competition.

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The day Max Gawn sleeps with your wife will be the happiest day of your life.

[Dees Man @Dees_Man]

@MaxGawnFacts Max Gawn has been called up to play Vincent Chase in the upcoming Entourage movie due to fan pressure

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Melbourne Football Club has to get special allowances from airlines for Max Gawn to make interstate trips as he is considered a weapon.

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Max Gawn can keep up with the Kardashians. #firstandforever #maxgawnfacts