Max

“God give us rain, a little luck, and we’ll do the rest”

[Max @MaxGrotte]

@Chisholmparody You hand people drinks. I switch parts you and I can’t afford for reasons you don’t understand that do jobs you couldn’t guess. You work the farm for a week and I’ll tend a bar. I’m sure your job is cake compared to mine but you don’t see me attacking your career. Get bent

[Tyler Cordahl @tylercordahl]

Garage beers, meat on the Traeger and sad country music ✅

[Max @MaxGrotte]

“I’ll show you my head bang” okay maam I just wanna shoot pool

[Max @MaxGrotte]

It’s 5/4 and I’m just excited to see what @elonmusk has to say on the matter

[Max @MaxGrotte]

Is it not enough that most of us literally get part of our dick chopped off at birth already?? Like damn Eddy scissor hands ima need you to chill

[Ruby Harrold @RubyHarrold]

Here’s a thought: men get mandatory vasectomies at birth & have to pass an IQ test to get their tubes rerouted?

[Max @MaxGrotte]

Buying a house to rent out sounds great till the phone rings at 9pm tuesday with water in the basement and no hot water: tbh shoutout to the renter for calling me right away I appreciate it but still sucks😂😂

[Max @MaxGrotte]

@Flaten77 Holy crap. How does that much carnage even happen all at once

[Max @MaxGrotte]

The next time I flirt with a girl ima use Jim’s character from the office as my backstory. I sell paper baby, need a sheet for my number?

[Max @MaxGrotte]

Them being a woman

[kay kookie🌱 @kaykookiedough]

what’s a red flag in women 🤨⁉️⁉️

[Max @MaxGrotte]

At a comedy event who cares?? Issa joke be cool man

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

I guess it’s ok to laugh about record high inflation and record high prices that are destroying people’s lives? They hate us, and they don’t care

[Max @MaxGrotte]

So remember I told my moms BFF that I knocked a girl up? Been 3 weeks and the woman never breathed a WORD!! Had to tell her the truth today, but damn alright Wendy I see you, no narks round here!

[Max @MaxGrotte]

“I think your grandpa is on some kinda speed in the morning for how wound up he is, then in the afternoon he chills out” - my dad😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Z ⚡️ @spintowin95]

the masculine urge to save up a bunch of money, get a place in bfe Montana & become really hard to find is real

[Max @MaxGrotte]

With the boys in a circle and I just got handed an inhaler. I should go to church in the morning

[Max @MaxGrotte]

@PhoebeJFrancis1 Blocked

[Max @MaxGrotte]

So here is de earth
ROUND

[E.N. @ianrs100]

@McDonalds Cigs inside

[Max @MaxGrotte]

Look down in the truck or tractor and see a message and think “well I’m about to turn I’ll reply in a minute” then just ghost em for a couple hours😂

[Patrick Lindseth @Plindseth21]

I’m really good at telling myself I’ll respond to a txt or snap later and then never doing it.

[Max @MaxGrotte]

Had one up until a year ago