Max

im shitposting, is that still a thing? she/her

[Max @Maxidermy]

Open a tea shop and name one of your signature teas “Here for a good time, not oolong time”

[Max @Maxidermy]

Saw a tik tok of a mom who gave birth recently saying she felt like moms before had “lied to her” because she thought post Partum would be “cute” and she’d get to use her cute little peri bottle like ma’am you’re the one who didn’t do your research think it through sis

[Max @Maxidermy]

My daughter sure thinks that she can BURST through my stomach but we’re gonna have to have a conversation about how thats not the right direction to go

[Max @Maxidermy]

@Scootentaug It’s your general vibe

[Max @Maxidermy]

@williamwolfe Guy can’t even let his kids have a fun conversation without making it about some big “construct” issue

[Max @Maxidermy]

Get on Twitter, get mad at christians, get off Twitter, repeat

[Max @Maxidermy]

@exfundiediary I got a good one! When I was in pre-marriage counseling as a Christian, I got told TWICE by two different wives that if my husband wanted to have sex, it was my duty to have sex with him whether I wanted to or not, in the same of submission.

[Max @Maxidermy]

Oh my god it’s almost like we can predict these behaviors based off of hateful parenting… so weird. Anyways.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

local news interviewed the colorado shooter’s dad and this is what he said

[Max @Maxidermy]

Also, it’s simply “people with vaginas” memorabilia, not female empowerment

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I hate vagina feminist memorabilia like no I do not want a labia sculpted ashtray nor do I want a coochie themed beanie…shit is not “empowering” it’s ugly. be more creative.

[Ginger.Lee @GingerLeeAuthor]

I wish Dolly Parton owned Twitter

[Max @Maxidermy]

My husband

[Max @Maxidermy]

I was 2 minutes late to an appointment and then I waited almost half an hour to get called in and the nurse had the audacity to tell me I need to show up on time

[Max @Maxidermy]

I said “…me?”

[Max @Maxidermy]

Someone I’ve known (albeit, not well) for years said “nice to meet you” today

[Max @Maxidermy]

Someone I’ve known (albeit, not well) for years said “nice to meet you” today

[Max @Maxidermy]

I may be losing my ability to watch gore

[Max @Maxidermy]

How do I have enough internet to get notifications but not enough to look at them

[Max @Maxidermy]

Hopefully this is true for me as well

[Max @Maxidermy]

@juicytimm the conclusion I’ve come to is that Rory is a likeable character but a bad person

[Max @Maxidermy]

I could’ve sworn Doja said “Dog, Playa I get it, Frog, Playa I get it”