Maxillow

Max | They/Them | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Little creature who uses their talents on various projects. Big fan of horror and video games.

[Maxillow @Maxillow]

I still don't know left from right

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@SqueaksDCorgeh they're saying this as if weird and unhelpful variable names isn't the backbone of programming

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i was excited to see tadc fanart after the final episode and i forgot that 1) twitter sucks and 2) no one here has media literacy. like what the actual hell are you guys upset about

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@biganjimitofan clarification this does not make me shit myself usually i call all coffee potion of shit yourself

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@biganjimitofan my coffee every day consists of instant coffee powder, half water, half milk, splash of creamer. i call it potion of shit yourself

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[Maxillow @Maxillow]

@ArcyThePuppet i have a friend who unironically used to sleep completely face down, no pillow, like a board of wood.

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I tried to 100% Cookie Clicker's achievements, and regularly left it running 24/7 for about two years. I am still missing 24 achievements. I have given up on this impossible task.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

drop your most ridiculous steam play time stats, not the highest number of hours but the games seemingly least deserving of that amount of playtime. I'll start with my 386 hours in 4-hour long story based puzzle game Portal

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@nolviniart Yes. It's centered around the idea of football but specific rules get changed and thus explained. I think everyone should read it.

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Happy 17776 day! This strange story means a lot to me. I made a sandwich simulator based off Juice's rambling about lunchables back when i first read it about 5 years ago now.
https://t.co/uur4Li9KK5
Hope everyone enjoyes their new immortality 🥳

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@KatiaTsaber he makes up a new sleep pose every night as creative enrichment

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if it were up to me i'd call them groundscrapers instead of "earthscrapers". just a look into a reality where i control everythinf

[Department of Buildings @NYC_Buildings]

We’re leaving no stone unturned in tackling the city's housing crisis!

Today DOB approved plans for NYC’s 1st underground skyscraper, a 90-story building constructed below street level to protect skyline views.

Keep your eyes peeled for more “earthscrapers” across every borough

[Maxillow @Maxillow]

@beefdogcoffee What if it subverts the countdown by having a 0.5 before the 0 where the character suddenly feels better (but it's implied to be terminal lucidity)

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@daxhaunts Kris ends up looking exactly like Asriel but it just makes them miss him every time they remember what they look like now

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@biganjimitofan sending love and support your way... i hope you're able to get a personal space soon

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@fambramb I wonder if Caine was the one actively supressing his sanity and the darkness just happens to help bypass that?

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@SuperWiiBros08 As a programmer: this is also torture

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@Transgen_Deer PUT SOME RESPECT ON JON ARBUCKLE'S NAME!!!

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@Tomycardy Technically "ass" rhymes with "ass", soooo

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We used to have these three DvDs which were a bunch of animations of animal or cartoon characters making art or dancing to classical music. I think the DvDs were donated when we moved. Any help finding this would be appreciated 🙏

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Me searching the whole internet for a movie I watched when I was 8 years old

[Maxillow @Maxillow]

@biganjimitofan yeah the Argentinian government is launching an anti-therian media compaign to distract everyone from the real issues. apparently