MCDC_Maximalist

Hodler of the Mcomfiest project ever, $MCDC.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

Bear market over, back to shitposting I go. Hope you held friends

[loomdart @loomdart]

Guys be like "I got bids 10k and my wife's boyfriend said if they fill I can play on the switch"

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Marshal Kim Jong-Un saves thousands of marriages each year, through patient listening and wise counsel.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

Market rebounded? Looks like we’re all gonna make it after all frens *BTC then crashes to 20K*

[RookieXBT 🧲 @RookieXBT]

We really went from laser eyes to McDonalds hats

lmfaooo

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@saifedean Sir on the topic of VCs, I have a great product for you to invest in, called $ASS. It utilises the latest proof of ass technology and only requires from you a small down payment of $10 million.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@daddykubo Sir, be warned. The horny police are after you. Stay safe out there.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@TeddyCleps Sir respectfully, you forgot to add highly autistic to your list.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@AllisonReichel But mommy, I’m here and I’m all you need. Pic included for reference.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@loomdart I’m still bearish now sir. Just tethered up and got my wife back who was acting for me as collateral so I could buy more shitcoins at the time. Am I gonna make it?

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@ksicrypto Top’s in boys, dooomp it again.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@knutsvanholm Is it safe to come out from behind the couch sir? Have been hiding here since 64K

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@DaanCrypto Hello sir. England to beat Croatia 9-1, you heard it here first.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@benjamincowen Intothecryptoverse meeting in Las Vegas is BACK on the menu sir

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@TeddyCleps Sir, come live with me in my humble abode. As you can see, there is plenty of space for the two of us, and even a dog perhaps.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@benjamincowen The rate we are all going, McDonald’s sir.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@crypto_birb @AllisonReichel I’m already here fren, can you not see my PP? Mr birb is one lucky man.

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

Need to obtain Chinese waifu frens. My own western wife keeps complaining constantly about how much leverage I’m using. She’s NGMI.

[Reuters @Reuters]

China announces three-child policy, a major policy shift from the existing limit of two children after recent data showed a dramatic decline in births in the world's most populous country https://t.co/PPWFsDCI2h

[MCDC_Maximalist @MaximalistMcdc]

@TeddyCleps Wow sir, Detroit looking lovely this evening.