Look, the Earth's been around for nearly 5 billion years, and it has about 5 billion left. It's going through a mid-life crisis right now. I'm assuming pretty soon it'll introduce us to a younger, sexier space rock that it insists we call Moon.
@mckaylapaul This is a dumb idea. Plus, why wouldn't you say Fitzgerald meets Lovecraft meets Tolkien? OR Great Gatsby meets The Call of Cthulhu meets the Lord of the Rings? I don't know. Seems strange to me.