Max_Octopus

Part time octopus, full time thinker of things. Reader of books, writer of philosophy & flash fiction, walker of trails.

DM me interesting things 👍😎

[Max_Octopus @MaximumOctopus]

You're allowed to be weird.

All of us are weird.

Normal is a mask we wear to show that we have our weird mostly under control.

That's enough.

#beweird #QuestionEverything

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@rarebeverage Therefore highly relatable. At least, for myself 🐙😎🦑

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There are some strange things in this world and cephalopods are many of them.

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@MySexualOutlet Those breasts and that smile are lovely together.

Thanks to the girl for sharing both 👍😎

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@BertRedfoot I don't mind bugs but I don't like 'em creepy crawling on me. I also don't like to kill things that aren't attacking me so I studied bug catching at the jedi ninja academy.
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It's a family tradition!

Pressed flowers are cool.

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@SarcasticMe81 That's a basic, right? I mean...I learned that when i was, like, 6 🤔

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@BertRedfoot I figured you'd understand 👍😎

You're cool like that...

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One guaranteed way to make me ignore your content is by demanding a response.

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@amblingstar99 thanks for the Likes and RT!

May you be at peace in your heart and mind.

Oh, and may your grilled cheese sandwiches always be perfect. That's important, too.

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@TheWinegasm 🤣🤣🤣

It's like if somebody slapped a female super hero.

Wrong person to mess with.

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@BertRedfoot Nice shot, man. Makes me want to be there. Meditate then take a long walk.

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@Hotwifelife7 Little bit weird. I'm pretty private and that just feels...off to me. I suppose it depends on the nature of your interactions 🤔

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The only thing I would suggest to every human on this planet.

Thanks, Ash. You're awesome 👍😎

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@MaximumOctopus Hey I found your tweet

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@LemonyKlem Classic Lou Reed for the win! 👍😎

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@packysmith @greeneyed_meg Nice. Good choice 👍😎

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Listening to an audiobook of Bradbury's, "Fahrenheit 451".

Incredible story and the telling of the story is also incredible.

I'm reminded how powerful words can be.

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@BertRedfoot I played Advanced D&D for many years. Dabbled with Wizards of the Cash until 3.5.

Good memories but i don't miss playing. Rather do other things, I reckon. Mostly reading.

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@ActiasLuna122 Are you implying that guys should not lead with a dick pic?

That's just crazy talk.

*Snickers*

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@ActiasLuna122 Now I'm trying not to speculate exactly what was deemed to be unimpressive... 🤔

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@AlisonTrollop I like the Erica Jong reference. Stylish and erotic. What a great combination.

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@AlisonTrollop You could use the same words to describe some women ♥️