Chad Cahill

When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Okay I’m sorry I get laid whats the big deal! Jesus Christ

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Agreed Mr. President!!!! Please increase our carbon emissions I hate being cold!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Thank you President Trump!!! Cold is the opposite of warm!!!!! MAGA

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

“I’m all about lickin rims!”

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

I don’t want any misunderstandings so allow me to be perfectly clear about this: I went to law school

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Getting laid is cool and all but getting laid while being a lawyer is way better. I’m a lawyer.

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Changing my tinder bio to “I’m a lawyer”

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

That feeling when you graduate law school

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Support Chad as he tries to eat even more food than usual tonight at the Drake Eat-a-Thon. Chad’s donations will be supporting the Youth Emergency Services & Shelter. https://t.co/EqFUaCBFzf (don’t forget to tell them why you’re donating at the bottom)

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Here’s my number. I just put my name as “Law School” so you don’t forget. Hope that’s fine.

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Bumble is yellow,
Tinder is red,
To the girls that I match with-
Please give me head

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Time to log on to the web and tell some girls I’m in law school

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

“I love me some pierced tits... there’s nothin wrong with pierced nipples!”

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

“I just wish someone would suck me dry”

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

My favorite thing about getting laid? Easy. It’s the sex part.

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Any girls in Kansas City want to try out some sex with this finely tuned machine?

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Jesus Christ!!! (Happy birthday)

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

I’ve done sex before and I’m not afraid to do it again!!

[Chad Cahill @MaximusDad1]

Photo credit to @FrickyP2011