Maxi

I write and I do some social media stuff while trying to figure out how to adult properly.
Sass machine.

[Maxi @MaxiMusume]

Es ist 2023, wann hören wir bitte auf, kurze Haare als Männerfrisuren zu bezeichnen?! #gntm #gntm2023

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Was called stunning by a gay man, snapping to my every step up a flight of stairs ... and that's all the validation I'll need for the rest of the month.

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@LarsHeat Or queering them a notch

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STOP. SENDING. ME. VOICE MESSAGES.

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I met so many men, and it's like they're all the same

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Sure, no problem if you don't talk to me for 2 days, I simply won't talk to you for the rest of your life

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@LarsHeat

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So he's a bit of a fixer-upper......

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@LarsHeat It's fine, she isn't completely blind...

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@LarsHeat It's dump day!

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Just dumped someone. I'm getting good at this

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Quote of the day, my best friend to me: "Nonono, the problem isn't that HE might be a fuckboy, the problem is that YOU are one."

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@LarsHeat Slaying either way

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I need to get laid, I start thinking about people I shouldn't be thinking about

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@LarsHeat Haha totally! 😂

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My neighbors now have my airfryer...

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I just bought an air fryer finally

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All this advice on how to not get attached, and all I wanna know is how to actually be excited about someone for once...

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@LarsHeat It's different 🤷🏼‍♀️