Maximilian Blake

Escape the average.

Daily heartwarming moments, acts of kindness & positive vibes

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[Maximilian Blake @MaxKnoxX]

A tick that makes you allergic to meat is spreading. A single bite can reprogram your immune system.

[Maximilian Blake @MaxKnoxX]

my brain refuses to believe there are four ppl in this picture

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

Being kissed slowly by someone who’s been thinking about you all day probably fixes at least 40% of life’s problems.

[peace @huudcappo]

"you prolly have a lot of hoes" bro i don't even be going out.

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

Fuck it let's get high 🌿

[𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 ✨ @Dfw_patience2]

Weed over liquor any fucking day of the week

[Dave 💻📈💯📱 @Techie_OluDave]

This movie wasn’t for the weak 😮‍💨🔥 What’s the title again?

Guess 😂👌

Actually Gen-Zs can't relate ✌️👌

[RoxX @RoxX_Xylr]

Stoners will smoke a joint in the car to prepare for a hike thru the woods so they can smoke a joint in the woods just to go back home to smoke a joint.

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

not knowing anything about movies before watching them is the best feeling >>>

[Bowen💫 @onlyonebowen]

Fat - shaved-wet -slippery-good moan 🥺.

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

They'Il ban abortion to "save the children".
They'Il ban books to "protect the children".
They'll attack drag queens to "defend the children”.

But the Epstein files?
Nope

When it's actual danger to children, suddenly "protect the children" doesn’t count .

[Your Clips Hub 🎥 @your_clips_hub]

By the way, last month someone slipped into my DMs like, "Sorry for DMing you even though I only have a two digit follower count," and I replied, "Look, I don't judge people by numbers, so don't even worry about it .come at me with your 'soul' instead."
​Then they hit back with, "Oh, you're one of those voodoo types, huh? Yeah, I don't think our vibes match, so I'm blocking you."
​And I just straight up burst out laughing. X is a wild place, man.

[Lyker @Wydlyker]

Corinna Kopf accidentally leaked her own t*ts during a bra adjustment speedrun… 😭😳

[F @only1zero1]

I used my last cash to buy condom instead of food and she didn't show up.

Now I'm both hungry and horny

[Shadrinios @shadrinios]

J’ai vu un chat miauler devant une maison, du coup je l’ai pris et je l’ai déposé devant la porte après avoir sonné. Ensuite, je suis parti tranquillement

C’est après que je me suis rendu compte de ce que je venais de faire, quand j’ai entendu le propriétaire gueuler :

« PUTAIN, LE CHAT VIENT DE SONNER À LA PORTE WSH !! » 😂

[𝑶𝑫𝑪🪐 @odcfutr1]

Hustle dawg.. ain’t shit gon happen to the ones that ain’t help you

[♤ @priest_099]

Name a character who was not supposed to die

[Dan @Danf2o]

A man is not a man until he has faced his own death and laughed

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

pov: when you're eating dinner and your wife talking to your child bout sum "me and your father decided" but I genuinely don't know what's going on

[🪐 @fw_lavish]

SUCCESS IS A
DECISION, NOT A
GIFT.