Lindsey Max

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[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because that’s not covered in my new healthcare plan.

#MikePencePickupLines

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

⁦@Capitals⁩ it’s good to be home ❤️ 🏒LET’S GO CAPS!

#fanappreciation #rockthered 433, M, 9 & 10

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Look folks, Ted Cruz was only crossing the border to give his kids a better life.

I really hope he makes that argument in the weeks to come.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Why does it feel like when the republicans have the majority the democratic minority has no power and when the republicans are in the minority the democratic majority has no power?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Acquit him once, shame on you.

Acquit him twice, fuck you.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This impeachment highlights a fundamental tenet of our legal system. All Americans,regardless of status, are entitled to a speedy trial by a jury of your cowardly partisan sycophants and henchmen.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Sasse:

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

Burr on his decision to convict Trump

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Actual Fox News alert I just received.

[MaeMae @maiamimi]

Does anyone else think that maybe, it no longer makes sense to have impeachment trials judged by politicians worried about reelection?

Impeachment trials should be decided by a bi-partisan panel of former Senators.

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

@LeaderMcConnell you don’t get to vote to acquit and then give this speech to try to spare your future legacy.

I have said the phrase “fuck you” many times in my life, but I have never meant it more than I do when I say to you now: Fuck you.

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

“Where I come from, in the courts I practice in, there are very harsh repercussions for this”

My dude, you’re a personal injury lawyer.

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

“The question of whether there was a violent insurrection on our Capitol is not in dispute, on that everyone agrees.”

My dude literally YESTERDAY you argued that this wasn’t an insurrection

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

“As Tommy Raskin used to say, ‘it’s hard to be human’” my heart 😔

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Marj Greene is threatening a fellow GOP Rep—who is a witness—on Twitter. Greene must be banned immediately.

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

One point I’m surprised hasn’t been made:

The phone calls/pleas to trump* during the insurrection-by his own allies- weren’t just to send help. They were to “call it off”

If his own allies believed he could call it off, doesn’t that suggest they thought he incited it?

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

Did Castor just say fuck on live tv?

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

@marcorubio Bring out your spine, conscience, morals, and/or balls.

That is, if you have any of those things

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

@marcorubio This you bro?

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

I've been making jokes on the trail, but here's the scary reality. Donald Trump is dangerous — and here's why: https://t.co/UDkPxXNMZu

[Lindsey Max @MaxMonsterGrrr]

Who does a personal injury lawyer call when he’s personally injured by his own incompetence? 🤔

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Everyone knows the proper way to say it is Phlphia