Max Neptune

There is only one man who can save the day...
MAX NEPTUNE!

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@GabiDaniels spread the word!

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Cool story bro. I was nearly eaten by a wild voolpen.

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@CurtClendenin it's true.

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You know, some days it just doesn't pay to unzip your self out of your wall mounted antigravity sleeping unit.

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I'm stranded on an asteroid that's gonna crash into a moon, While fighting a serpent! Reggie is supposedly on his way. Get the lead out Reg!

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I love exploring the unknown, Battling alien beasts and piloting fast rockets. But I'm glad to be home, and using my own toilet.

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I was chased by a swarm of helobats on the moon of Chuf. Dove into a lake of what I hope is jello. I didn't bring dry underwater.

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Here's our latest project.
LLOYD IS BEST PONY
http://t.co/M72yYnZOvk

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Dr. Agotch escaped prison... Again. I don't know how he does it.

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Headed to some space hero conference. Zzzzzz... Buck Rogers always has cool gadgets and the most Amazing Stories.

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I bumped into Flash Gordon. Nice enough guy, but he's a little arrogant. Ok, I get it, you conquered the universe. Whatever.

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Gotta go in a cave on a strange alien planet. Inside I can hear 1000s of exoskeletons click clack as they snore. Should've worn my sneakers!

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ASP weapons specialist, Troy, tried to give me a new ray gun. "It's less bulky" he said. So I smashed his gun with mine. Guess he was right.

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Got beat up by a wgggrnestuupian <sp? Then I pistol whipped him. Now we're having drinks and pickin up on alien ladies. Don't judge me.

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#Giddyup!

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Just captured a wanted mutant slug like beast on the dwarf planet hazkurfff. He thinks its funny that I'm covered in his snot. #gazuntite

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I'm on the edge of Chiblinore. A city on the planet Vibtublar. Chased down a Vibtublarian here. Do they have pizza?

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Watch Max Neptune and the Menacing Squid here! http://t.co/EIZXneCMAD