Max O'Rourke

Former President of the Trash Club at UC Davis

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

I want Raftery and hubie to call a game together in 2026

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

Tired: arguing about whether the Celtics are Brown or Tatum’s team

Wired: it’s Derrick White’s team

[Celtics on CLNS @CelticsCLNS]

Kenny Atkinson on why he thinks Derrick White is a Top 5 player in the NBA:

"What probably people aren't measuring is his defensive impact ... analytically I think it's probably proven in various places that he is that player and that's how we treat him."

"He really disrupts you defensively, he's an elite rim protector. Probably the best guard, rim protector in the league. So just take all those things and put it in there and with the shooting, you got a great player."
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(via @NBA)

[MAYZ @Mayzomatic]

Boys am I cooked?

[Taylor Snow @taylorcsnow]

Celtics Coaches vs. Celtics Media

(wait for the final score)

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

Seeing teams put their 6’3 star WR in the slot instead of a 5’9 gadget guy

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

How does this affect the Nickelodeon game?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Blockbuster deal: The NFL & ESPN have reached an agreement that gives ESPN access to RedZone, NFL Network, seven more regular-season games, fantasy football rights, and more — in exchange for equity in ESPN potentially worth billions, per @AndrewMarchand.

https://t.co/Rrnk41BZIx

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@RandyScottESPN shares where he ranks the Lambeau Leap and more in his top five sports celebrations 🔥

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

That’s the most absurd microphone to ever grace this planet what am I looking at

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

Sadly this works on me too

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

"cookies and cream" completely one shots the toddler mind. Once I've spoken the words they can't even listen to the other ice cream flavors. The concept is too powerful

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

@garrettkauppila

[Andrew G Graham @thereal_agg]

We are excited to announce our partnership with Riley Lewis, a professional golfer with status on the Korn Ferry Tour and an exempt PGA TOUR Americas member. Lewis will make his major championship debut on Thursday at the U.S. Open!

https://t.co/PMbg8qubdI

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

easiest episode ever

1) larry thinks game is over and leaves to get something to eat
2) hurries back to seat in final minute
3) rushes eating his food
4) chokes
5) grabs neck
6) suz yells at him to cut it out, u cant make that sign here
7) haliburton sees it
8) haliburton choke

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

First 2 picks of the nfl draft started at FCS level

[Who’s-Whose 🎭 @Trizzzy_T]

Madagascar not going anywhere when it had scenes like this

[Max O'Rourke @Maxorourke1O]

In reality, the concept of a “bowl” meal isn’t much different than a slop bucket from a farm. “Eat piggy piggy” they whisper as I eat my chicken rice and veggies mixed together.