MaxP

[MaxP @MaxP]

@JMR10891 Learn some culture my friend, @slammcdonald lmk if you want code!

[MaxP @MaxP]

@JMR10891 This bed arrived 12 hours before this photo was taken

[MaxP @MaxP]

@maxPAINmma @norcalfightmma @YouTube I had a great time being on your podcast!

[MaxP @MaxP]

iPhone so much more symmetrical now that they ditched that useless jack

[Apple @Apple]

September 7 at 10 a.m. PT
Watch the event on https://t.co/yLa2e4Xr2R.
RT for a reminder on event day.
#AppleEvent

[MaxP @MaxP]

@maxp____ no chance

[Lex Freagles is now @[email protected] @LexFreagles]

The Eagles defensive strategy of “have the runner run into me and hope that that’s enough to stop their momentum”

sucks

[Enrico @The700Level]

Philly sports teams are undefeated in the month of December.

[MaxP @MaxP]

@jroach88 @deckman559 that’s one clean pumpkin :)

[MaxP @MaxP]

@deckman559 Penn state looked like Mr. Clean against them as well just last week #ScrubScrub

[Brian Dawkins @BrianDawkins]

Great thing about that half?... IT'S OVER!!

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

We waited 5 years for that... #underwhelmed #MayPac

[Lex Friedman is @[email protected] @lexfri]

I feel a camaraderie with people named Max. Three letter names, middle a vowel, first letter nearly halfway through the alphabet, final x.

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham

[Louie Mantia, Jr. @Mantia]

Dre is wearing an Edition Watch right? He must be.

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

.@demarcomurray and @Eagles so great together, way to go coach Kelly!!

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Got some extra rest for today's event. Slept in 'til 4:30.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Note to self: Do not declare random technologies "humanity's biggest mistake" as a joke.
People will be very unhappy with you.

[Timehop @timehop]

#WhyImSingle