Max_Paroda

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It took these Scots 5 minutes in America to figure this country out.

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@krassenstein Boy, you seem like a ton of fun

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Wyndham Clark rolling up to the tee at the Canadian Open rocking a Jack Hughes USA jersey is the best thing you’ll see today lmao

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@Home_of_Fight @Forbes Smart business move… Lure Bones out for a mega fight vs Pereira

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@SInow

[NFL @NFL]

.@DangeRussWilson the moon ball maestro 🚀

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@nickpulli12 So excited your tweeting again

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@nickpulli12 I admitted my anger towards him, but gotta call a spade a spade, when he was in blue and green, he was the goat

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Thank you, @DangeRussWilson.

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@BuffaloBills @Ticketmaster @nickpulli12

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@FeelLikeMafe I love this man

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Smells like football season. Our 2026 schedule is here.

Get your tickets now » https://t.co/yxNNnRledd

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@walmarthelp Message is sent, let’s see if I get an answer

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@Walmart has the absolute worst customer service in history. Lost my 800 dollar package and isn’t doing anything!

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@CHurls13 Who’d he fight

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@Rickie_Tracker

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@Pick6 @mitchrichard7_ Highkey

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald didn’t watch the Super Bowl film until 5 days ago because he knew he’d critique it too much:

What did he see? “We could’ve taken the back to the flat a couple times. And the 2 TD passes were a bummer.”

The man is too intense 😂

(via @UpAndAdamsShow)

[Max_Paroda @MaxParoda]

@arielhelwani 🐐