Max Max Max Max Max

Hello lady’s & gentlegerms, I am Max from the FREELANCE POLICE! main: @ecto_23 (this is a parody account)

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

I'm back!!

[Sam & Max @samandmaxUK]

Sam & Max: Save the World has been remastered by ex-Telltale devs. Updated graphics, audio, interface, and so much more.

It looks incredible and comes out NEXT MONTH for PC and Switch.

Read more: https://t.co/Kc8DbqvRMP

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

STOP RECOMMENDING ME LEWD WOMEN!!! TWITTER PLEASE!! I DON'T WANT TO BE HORNY!

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Pen...pen... Peni... Pean.. nut... Coom. Splodge.. peanut butter!

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Fuck ;)

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

@Gantes98 Don't worry it's fake! This is @ecto_23 btw this is my alt

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Boba Fett? You mean Boba Fat! ... this joke has been done too many times...

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Can't put a price on me cause I come free with every meal ;)

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

@yagirlhazard I'm still following strangely enough

[Sam & Max @samandmaxUK]

Max plushie returns next week!

[Sam & Max @samandmaxUK]

Remaster screenshots!

[Sam & Max @samandmaxUK]

2020 glow up.

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Ha ha hehe

[Patrick Klepek 🎃 @patrickklepek]

A group of ex-Telltale developers have decided to remaster the first season of Sam & Max, and it's coming out next month. Here's how it happened, and what it means to revisit a game you worked on 14 years ago. My story: https://t.co/VR9QyF5Cfx

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

I would like to be in animal crossing... I’ll take Sam with me

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Y’all should fuck a shoe!

No seriously it’s relaxing

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Not sure what to do... might set the gold fish on fire I dunno

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Ah ha! I’ve discovered the funny! It’s called... p pee pee... poo poo

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Gotta keep my teeth clean with Car Wax and polish

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

This snack tastes terrible ah... it’s called a pocket pussy or something but damn it’s terrible

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Can’t even hold a gun... pathetic

[Max Max Max Max Max @MaxPolice]

Harry ass, demon looking ass, not a cartoon ass bitch