Max

CompSci student | spends time at CCC Events | @freiraum_ulm | er/he | backup @[email protected]

[τop τick crypτo 📁 🤖🧠 @toptickcrypto]

“The memory trade can’t keep going because the hyperscalers can’t spend more than 100% of cash flow”

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

mythos find all the laws that google, meta and openai break so we can fine them, make no mistakes

[Philip Le Butt @PhilipLeButt]

Stellt euch mal vor der Account des Finanz- oder Arbeitsministeriums würden in so einer Tonlage einen Clip des DGB oder der IG Metall teilen und was dann hier los wäre.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

She's going to move to Miami and in 10 years, she's going to tweet: “the people of Argentina yearn to be free” about how the US should bomb her grandma's house

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Wait is that...

[Josef Chen @josefchen]

Huaqiangbei is the only place on earth where “just grabbing an arduino” can plausibly end in:
> prototype missiles
> inference ASICs
> carbon fibre FPV airframes
> ½ price RTX 5090
> 22 DOF robot hand
> a weirdly good espresso machine board

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

If you saw this happening in the Middle East, you’d call them extremists. And you’d be right. This is mental illness.

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

>”why is my cheerleading role that provides zero value part of layoffs??”

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I have absolutely 0 idea what scrum masters do all day after the 30min standup lol

[« 2k2 » @peach2k2]

imagine letting this guy tell you what software you can use while he can't even manage his certificates

[Jesse @KoalaSalesman]

Your inevitable suicide will become a national holiday.

[Ali Ahmadi @AliR_Ahmadi]

Asking Americans to read a 4 page letter ... sigh

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Did you just say "high-ratio, lossless data compression?"

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

And changed the republican party forever

[Keulpaka Institute  🇺🇦 #NAFO @DrHOSP1]

Marktradikale, wenn sie plötzlich keine Subventionen für ihre Ehefrauen mehr bekommen sollen. 🤡🤡🤡

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

Delve passed their own SOC 2 and ISO audits

so naturally their storage bucket is exposed

[Lupercuck Fatale @Trans_Lykeia]

Notice how its the same guy just with different lighting

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened at OpenAI..

on January 26.. Sam Altman told his own employees "we are planning to dramatically slow down hiring.. we think we'll be able to do so much more with fewer people"..

that was 54 days ago..

today OpenAI announced they're nearly doubling their workforce.. 4,500 to 8,000.. by end of year..

the same man telling you that AI replaces workers.. just announced hiring 3,500 more humans because AI couldn't replace his..

so either the AI isn't good enough to do the work.. or Anthropic scared them so bad they threw the whole playbook out the window..

both answers are embarrassing.. but only one of them is true.. and Sam knows which one.