Sam Maxwell

[Kenny Hotz @kennyhotz]

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

first family get together with the new lady

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When I see people with huge ear gauges I think, "If you hate your ears so much, why don't you just listen to Nickelback?"

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Never thought I'd say this but I love my new BlackBerry

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face.

[Dane Conlon @DaneConlon]

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude toward us

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Space case, best investment ever

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"I saw that." -Karma

[Hyde @hydethat70show]

Play more Zeppelin man...

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Projectors are ordered! Goin to Mexico! Sending mom to Mexico! #taxrefundwin

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Sum 41 and Billy Talent should be pretty bad ass! #flashback just like middle school lol

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Apparently it's blizzarding today? Not here lol

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

New American dad! 👌

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

When things are better then they've ever been, and you know it's only going to get better! >>

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended. #ShesAKeeper

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

@TannedDylan16 well you can suck it

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

@TannedDylan16 how about, "shreddin' the gnar" ??

[Sam Maxwell @MaxSamwell]

Archer >>>>>>

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Women who know they're crazy are the sane ones. Women who think they're perfectly sane are the ones you should avoid at all costs.