Max Storto

anti Oxford collar, pro Oxford comma | that guy who talks about water and trees | Currently Xylem Innovation Labs | previously ⚔️ 🌽@iowademocrats | he/him

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@ByJayKing Even if ahead of schedule, they needed to seize the moment. Just didn’t play like they were ready.

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@BSchmidt9 @YahooFantasy I’m in same boat and going with Meyers for standard scoring

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@FCHWPO Love the focus and determination. Great steward of Celtics basketball and the community. Keep up the great work - important in these times to have leaders like you holding up the mantle.

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@shansquared @capitalweather I want to know this too! Where in DC area should I go to see?

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@dcwater Thank you DC Water for the updates and keeping us informed! Great communication

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@JaredWeissNBA Nontraditional shooting motion may be harder to block from behind

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@mcuban This is a great perspective. I too happily pay my (much smaller) tax burden, even if it all doesn’t directly help me. We get great stuff as a society like clean water, air, national parks, roads, security, libraries and more. I hope others are also thankful for those services.

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@CoreyBCantor Miami would have to give up picks too I assume? Otherwise a heist for them.

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@KeithSmithNBA This is all brilliant. Take one pick, transform it into 6 seconds or whatever. They can do this every ensuing year and maybe one year they'll own the rights to the entire second round.

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@grandmeryl Great idea! Please add me.

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@CoreyBCantor @nikochanr3 @AdamOrecchio @brooklynsbeat This is a good take. I hope this for you too.

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@eamonnhart My parents told me that Pavorotti was Raffi’s brother, so I was okay with the Three Tenors

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@Rachel__Nichols Was the Michelob Ultra leftover from a Jimmy Butler commercial

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@eamonnhart But did they not close until 4am? Because in that case, definitively breakfast

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@BillSimmons Let’s get them with Big Papi right next to them smiling

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@JaredWeissNBA Love everything about this. Keep dropping nuggets, Jared. We’re gonna come out strong tonight and get the W.

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@TheSteinLine That block was dirty

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@SheaSerrano Ideal night

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@CoreyBCantor Lol Tatum