Dana Geisler

Trying to give everyone a laugh!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Eddie Money has 2 tickets to paradise but Gods supply is unlimited! John 14:2-3.

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

We were able to stay on our grocery budget until we invited Joey Chestnut to our grillout!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

I just heard food eating competitors being referred to as athletes. I've finally discovered a sport I've been training my whole life for!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

I once dated a gal who spoke a different language than me. That was the ONE time I had a good excuse for not listening!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Me(after treating my lawn for weeds): "Take that weeds!" Weeds: "Whatever doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger!"

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

There was a village in the midst of a severe drought. The leader asked the villagers to come out the next day to pray for rain. Those that came out had faith. Those that came out with umbrellas had great faith!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

In order to conserve water, our water co is asking residents to reduce lawn watering by 50%. If that proves insufficient, couples showering together will be suggested!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Last week I decided to quit drinking. Immediately afterwards, my liver sent me a dozen long stem red roses!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

I'm a huge advocate of whole foods. Some people call them donuts!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

If God is your co-pilot, you need to change places!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

I love toilets that flush just by the wave of your hand. In fact, I've actually convinced my granddaughter that I'm a Jedi Knight! (May the 4th be with you!)

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Early in his career Kevin Hart was struggling to pay his rent so he asked his Mom 4 help. His Mom gave him a Bible 2 read. He asked for help 2 more months but his Mom again asked him to read his Bible. So Kevin opened his Bible & found cash for 3 months rent!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

How do angels greet each other? "Halo"

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

No, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, but you can let harden, cut into pieces & serve as dinner mints!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

I just retired from the U S Postal Service & I was even able to include my time with the FDIC for my pension. Unfortunately, my time in the federal pen didn't count!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Imagine Jesus on a cross with His arms stretched out in opposite directions. Now imagine Jesus saying "I love you THIS much!"

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

If you had a life insurance policy on Jesus, you only had 3 days to collect!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Imagine Jesus on a cross on a hill. Now imagine Jesus saying, "this is the hill I chose to die on!"

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

Where is pole dancing strongly discouraged? On public buses!

[Dana Geisler @MaxStynn]

If you're preaching to the choir, you're facing the wrong direction!