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Elon Musk satire parody account. Nothing posted herein is factual, but Elon’s public meltdown is 100% real. Enjoy the show!

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@HunterBiden @realDonaldTrump Trump will be the first to end the Iran War 100 times, book it

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@StephenM The sound a writhing snake makes. Enjoy prison, or the foreign country you will end up fleeing to. Get replaced, it’s inevitable!

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@TheDemocrats @StephenM Don’t fall for the grift, those hating on this reply know that Trump is far more vile than this (especially when you catch the smell from behind). They are either morons or complicit, there’s no other option! 😅

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@Thekeksociety Secret stash location

[ripe jelly filled corn 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @j_toomany]

@sarahschauer

[Amanda Taylor @geeklyamanda]

@_BarringtonII @itsJeffTiedrich OJ was found innocent in the criminal trial but still had to face the civil case, which he lost.
Kyle Rittenhouse should start writing his book, “If I did it… on purpose.”

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Republicans are blaming Biden for fentanyl overdoses? Under him, we have stopped truckloads of fentanyl from getting in. Seizing means stopping. Morons.

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@elonmusk It’s like when people question you, you scour the rule books or make up a rule to silence infependent contributors who are doing the questioning. Thats why things are the way they are. You’re showing us the playbook!

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@MikeHanley6 They’re the remaining docs the Feds couldn’t find at Trump’s place, and he planted them on Biden. Trump knows what the docs contained and even publicly disclosed it! 🤣

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@llofaith @MikeHanley6 LOL Trump took some of the remaining docs the Feds couldn’t find and planted them on Biden. Just like he bought a lot of fake votes and tried to blame Biden for cheating. Conservatives are always guilty of what they passionately shout out against.

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@DeeLane91603436 @TedNugent

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Elon Musk letting his buddy Andrew Tate back on Twitter is ultimately what led to his arrest.

I can’t stop laughing.

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@itsJeffTiedrich The kind that gets home schooled

[Chaz 'Neaux Fuxs' Cooper 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @ChazReddBear]

I noticed that murderer Kyle Rittenhouse is trending but it's just him still crying about everything

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

@Yrcncld @elonmusk Yes and I also do abstracts

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The NORAD Twitter account has been suspended for doxxing the location of Santa's sleigh.

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@ilya48629601 @javierburon @h3h3productions He won’t understand this, Elon is a helluva drug.

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@JohnCleese It’s because evangelism is an exploitative scam, so they are really meant for each other.

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Yeah I think imma stay away from stocks or crypto associated with this has-been from now on… what a fall from grace lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

@elonmusk lmao the emperor has no clothes and keeps getting his dick caught on the radiator