Maxwell “Hotiron” Broadside

Just a Kentucky boy | Lover of the Cats, women, & running the damn ball | Excessively Wealthy | 3x Pinewood Derby champ #whothefuckissturgillsimpson

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@LimpScrimp

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Just spilled my buddy’s liquor drink and had to improv it into a intervention about his degenerate behavior #nochildleftbehind

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@WildcatsTongue Be at rest mark stoops. You deserve the reprieve after running jojo kemp into the ground against these guys.

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@JButterswo77647 I hate government weed

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Freedom Pop galaxy gas is the Gatorade zero glacier cherry of womps #masterblaster

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I’m gonna use my school sponsored stipend to go club baby seals in Antarctica #panicinwilmington

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I hate liberty biberty. I’d rip his fucking face off perverted little creep

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

My petty confession: I do side-eye people outside Kentucky who celebrate beloved KY authors or figures, but speak disparagingly about KY the rest of the time.

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Recently I have been getting turned on by the mere thought of areoles

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@requeefious069 Now that’s what I’d like to call a full caucus

[Requis Marquis @requeefious069]

I hope he went out with a young male staffer like he would have wanted 😔
#RIPLindseyGraham #mygoat

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I wonder if Lindsey graham received Jewish last rites or a rub and tug from a young male staffer last rites #politics #lindseygraham

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@LimpScrimp I got my N words in Paris, and they goin gorillaz #freebasingischeesechasing

[Monsignor Aloysius Butterbean @LimpScrimp]

2pm and I just hit a disgusting 4:1 Grabba ratio that knocked a bee off a flower. #Grabbadook

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No thanks pal gonna take a rain check on that one all the best to ya tho

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There are only three options for the health conscious drinker: you can drink liquor and eat, drink beer and not eat, or eat and not drink. Obviously the last presents serious problems for the initiated. #airportthoughts

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@SweetPeaNephi Respect Mike Leach and the Air Raid

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Feeling the urge to refamilarize myself with the 2014 UGF pandas roster tn #nottheexpert

[Keon Ellis burner @KeonEllisBurner]

Other interns didn’t get invited to the happy hour 😭

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Every time a burner posts a picture of a woman they’re talking to on snap I do CIA level research to make sure my old hoe ain’t going