Maxwell “Max” Berns

Guy who just knows ball. Here for a good time, not a long time. 4.0 High School GPA. We The People State Champion

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

Personally don’t see what’s wrong with Sorsby placing a few bets here and there. Thoughts @zynsotrim @ThePoopJohnson @TheoGarfeild

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

@ThePoopJohnson He is in the shadows… the return is near

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We ride at dawn @franklinp1962

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@fuckoffespn @TheoGarfeild Heard Vidlak was gonna go for 350+

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@TheoGarfeild @zynsotrim @fuckoffespn @franklinp1962 @ThePoopJohnson Guess my finals don’t matter?? (4.0 GPA btw)

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All this talk about quarter zips, If only people knew about formal Fridays

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Friday after thanksgiving, knocked some birds down this morning… great nap this afternoon and good din with the fam. What a time to be alive! How’re the pals doing? @fuckoffespn @TheoGarfeild @ThePoopJohnson @franklinp1962

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

Politics got brought up before dessert…

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@fuckoffespn Immediately when dessert comes out

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@ThePoopJohnson Can’t decide what to talk about today, I’m conflicted. Woke up extra that I wasn’t attending a turkey trot, but then the 2025 turkey bowl disaster happened. Thankful the chiefs lost tho #countyourblessings

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@TheoGarfeild @fuckoffespn @zynsotrim @ThePoopJohnson Thinking of the old formal Friday days with the fellas today!

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Happy Saturday fellas @TheoGarfeild @zynsotrim @ThePoopJohnson. Life sure is good ain’t it. “Who got it better than us?” Yeah that’s right no one does. Bless

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

@TheoGarfeild Simplicities of life

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@TheoGarfeild 17 points and Mercyhurst!

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@zynsotrim Guy knows ball

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@zynsotrim What once was almost a GPOY turned to a racist real quick

[Frederick @freddydanger69]

When did people stop wearing nice clothes to fly?

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

@ThePoopJohnson Hey thanks poop!

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Girls in a one piece swimsuit can look sexier than bikinis..#LANK

[Maxwell “Max” Berns @MaxwellBurns00]

@ThePoopJohnson @TheoGarfeild @zynsotrim @JudPubes28756 @SummersBrian02 I remember when A&M full scholarship offered him in 7th grade!