Max Buttsoup Lang

Take care of y'all chicken

No Hesitation. No Surrender. No Man Left Behind.

[Max Buttsoup Lang @MaxwellLang95]

@BrettKollmann Congrats man! No one more deserving

[Max Buttsoup Lang @MaxwellLang95]

@JustinS38741725 @Fantastic4HypeG Theyre not brothers.

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Quez dropping a perfectly placed Jalen Hurts deep ball

[NFL @NFL]

No. 29 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026…

@Eagles DT Jalen Carter! @NFLFilms

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Thoughts with the four men stabbed in Covent Garden.

Funny how the usual professional outrage squad - Farage, Zia Yusuf, Tommy Robinson, Rupert Lowe and the rest, have gone completely silent.

No emergency videos.

No “pure cold rage”.

No wall to wall threads.

Almost as if the two-tier outrage machine only switches on when the attacker fits the preferred narrative.

White woman, scissors, mental health, homeless… and suddenly everyone’s lost a finger.

Selective morality is just cowardice with a hashtag.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Name a more iconic duo.

[harv @harvv]

IF YOU CAN’T SIT IN THE CINEMA FOR TWO HOURS WITHOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION THEN DON’T FUCKING GO TO ONE

[Owl @OwlHouseIsGreat]

Talk your shit. Movie was announced in 2019 and they STILL come up with that dumbass "We want the perfect script" excuse. Bullshit. They're letting Shawn Levy make Ghost Rider. They let Quantumania release. They let Love and Thunder release. They just don't want to make the film.

[Løri @haylsho]

As a UK taxpayer I implore that my taxes be spent solely on bringing Club Penguin back

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

June, historically, is the least hot of the 3 summer months in the UK, yet the record has been broken on 3 consecutive days, just like it was in May. it's now nearly a full 2 degrees clear of the old record, also like May.

These aren't fine margins, this is a huge change in UK climate.

Today is also the 5th hottest day in recorded UK history, 4 of the other 5 have come since 2019.

[❄️ @imperfectfordre]

taylor truly is the worst kind of famous person lmfao. with all that money could’ve easily gone to a private island, or anywhere nice. but no, let’s go ahead and inconvenience everyday working class people for 3 days and get married in nyc…

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Gaff @thesoopabees]

Country is so embarrassing. Please tell me what Starmer has actually done that’s so bad?

Farage will come in after the people demand Burnham gets the sack and will be hailed as a hero for 2 years while he privatises our NHS

Not saying Starmer was perfect but he’s been far better than the likes of Boris, May or Liz Truss but as per the country will throw their toys out the pram begging for something new because the Prime Minster is always the bad guy unless he’s a racist or a communist

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Philadelphia you are getting the worldwide respect you deserve

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

I get the feeling this is the exact person who would have bullied the hell out of you for liking Yu-Gi-Oh! back in High School.

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[Mike Maher @mikeMaher]

Anyone who thinks future 1st-round picks are less valuable needs to go back and look at the Carson Wentz trade.

Howie Roseman turned a 3rd-round pick and a future 1st-round pick into:

DeVonta Smith
A.J. Brown
Jalen Carter
Cooper DeJean
Jalyx Hunt
Jeremiah Trotter Jr.
4th-round pick
5th-round pick

Assets are assets. The idea that future picks are less valuable than current ones is silly.

If you have a GM with job security and the proper long-term plan for your roster construction, future picks are just as valuable as current ones.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

Yo reform voters, your entire life is a lie. Migration has plummetted and we're all worse off than ever. Why? because 'small boats' has never been the problem. The rich always have.