i pulled out a banana at work for a lil snack & my co worker looked at me and said “oh its banana time ?” then proceeded to pull out a banana of his own and tried to toast bananas with me. i wanted to kill this nigga
NEWS RELEASE
April 26, 2026
On Saturday, April 25, at 11:49 PM, officers with the Starkville Police Department responded to the area of Maxwell Street near Lummus Drive for a report of a shooting. The victim was flown out of the area for further medical treatment.
Two individuals have been taken into custody. The involved parties knew each other prior to the incident. Additional information will be released as it becomes available. This incident remains under investigation.
The Starkville Police Department would like to thank the Oktibbeha County Sheriff��s Office, Mississippi State University Police Department, Starkville Fire Department, and Pafford EMS for their assistance.
Anyone with information about this incident or other criminal activity is encouraged to contact the Starkville Police Department at 662-323-4131, Golden Triangle Crime Stoppers at 800-530-7151, or submit an anonymous tip through our website. Crime Stoppers may offer a cash reward.
Just received word from King Kai. Legendary manga creator and the father of Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama, has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
The CDL also made us sign a player “contract” in front of them without allowing us to run it by our lawyers at the player summit. It was a “sign it now or you can’t play at Minnesota” type exchange. I’m probably gonna get fined for this too just letting y’all know 👌