Max White

Views expressed are not all my own. The funny ones are stolen...but you'll never prove it!

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@Sonos when are you going to fix the basic bugs that make the new app unusable? If it's not real soon, can we have the old version back please so we can at least use our systems 🙏

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@CawleyAdam Eggsellent 😁

[Mr Bingo 𓄚 @Mr_Bingo]

This is what I swapped my desk for. I am now living in this. It is my best friend.

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@Mr_Bingo Here’s Magnus’s LinkedIn profile - I think he might only pay a tenner for an online Fuck Off but it’s worth a punt and a quick message :-) https://t.co/TgW1WlHNtM

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@9boomer @BTposse Don't take him to @TheWhiteHart3 or Hendricks will be showing off!

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@BurtieBrom Yes, but is it pulse dialling - can you tap the numbers out using the buttons under the handset? 🤔

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@BurtieBrom @UHNM_NHS @UKCycleChat @UKRunChat Great news Mark - speedy recovery!

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@BurtieBrom We could sell the Specialzed and get a Bianchi to go with that outfit! Keep up the fine dining!

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@BurtieBrom Good luck Mark - hope all goes well and we'll be seeing you back on the bike, and back on the Butty soon! Brings a new meaning to Shifnal bypass ;-) - all the best!

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@BurtieBrom @WyeValleyBrew @BTWelfare @BTposse Must have been Butty Bark :-)

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@nextofficial your Christmas bag design wasn't as family friendly as I expected when I had folded it up ready to reuse #cockup ?

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

@9boomer @BurtieBrom Of course - that’s a genuine #smile never before seen on Twitter!

[Fragrance Direct @FragranceDirect]

RT to WIN! Marc Jacobs Eau So Sweet continues to be one of our FAVOURITE scents! We just can't get over that sweet, fresh, adorable fragrance. Today we're giving away 3 bottles to 3 lucky winners! #win

[Max White @MaxWhite65]

Just catching up on the week’s news... @UncleThargy as @WebAppUk’s designated Safeguarding Office you’ll want to know that your website link to your Safeguarding Policy (https://t.co/aNA5RG5Iqg) says ���Sorry – Page Not Found :(‘ #ironic

[Mark Bromhall @BurtieBrom]

Great long ride out with @ShifnalCycling massive hill and quality weather makes a perfect Sunday. Pleasure as always😎 @AATR_Cycling #UKCycleChat

[Shifnal Scouts @ShifnalScouting]

Completely blown away by today's #ShifnalScoutingCycleChallenge thank you so much for the support from everyone today. Just an awesome day on the bike.

[Mark Bromhall @BurtieBrom]

Great event, fab weather and route. Lots of money raised for @ShifnalScouting well done! @936ADL @ShifnalCycling @AATR_Cycling @UKCycleChat #Shropshire @ShifnalScenes

[Shifnal Scouts @ShifnalScouting]

@WrekinSportCC @Queenviccx @NewportShropsCC @nickjeggo @TheNovaraiders @midshropswheels @Middy_Middy @ShropshireCycle @velominati @Vickiarcher1 Please RT - It's our inaugural #ShifnalScoutingCycleChallenge this coming Sunday - Online entry is still open........

[Mark Bromhall @BurtieBrom]

Cracking 44miles in unbroken Sunshine 🌞 with @9boomer . Light refreshments on route! @AATR_Cycling @UKCycleChat @iamspecialized #BankHolidayWeekend #heatwave