Vanessa Bumpus

Mom, Museum Exhibit Designer, Tamer of sharks, Crafter, Small business owner,

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@DanielGoldfarb3 Gutted! This was my comfort show!

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If anyone already in 2024 can tell me how it's going so far I would really appreciate it. #2024

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I need a show called "Marshawn Does Stuff", where Marshawn Lynch does things like drive a bus or play pickleball or work at Old Navy. @MoneyLynch

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Son : "Mom, we need paper plates."
Me: " Put it on your Christmas list."

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@mikekniight @ChiliPeppers @Bonnaroo Im in section 403 but need to sell because something came up. If you know anyone interested let me know

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@mikekniight @ChiliPeppers I didn't pay that much but I dont have pit seats.

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@LydiaSchaefer12 I have a tix for this event that I am trying to sell! Bought them on presale and cant go.

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@mikekniight @ChiliPeppers Where are you looking? What show?

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@ChiliPeppers I have 4 tix for Buffalo if anyone is interested. Cant make it

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Time to remind the kids that it's "mind your own business" season when the packages land on the front steps.

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It's 2023. Everyone should arrive at your house with their own cranberry sauce. If its not jellied and canned thrown them out.

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@TheRock @Oprah You still owe me a refund for "Hobbs and Shaw"

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Taylor, Beyonce and Barbie kept the economy going this summer. Don't ever underestimate a creative, strong woman.

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Boss: "Even?"
Me: "I can't. "

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@RMcElhenney @TheSunnyPodcast I was just diagnosed with ADHD at age 47. I've gone through my whole life being told I'm unorganized and lazy. Turns out my brain works differently. Im also incredibly creative, so there are benefits. Now I just have to learn how to make it all work together

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Today I returned to my favorite bagel place after 6 weeks away. I was greeted with a warm "Welcome back!" and asked about my trip. This is exactly why you support small businesses. You are so much more than a number.

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I can't wait to see this episode of Octonauts. Has anyone reached out to them for help? #titanicsubmarine #Titan

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Going to miss @tedlasso - Especially the banter of Chris and Arlo. Can we bring them stateside? @arlowhite

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@BWWings I'm here for nachos on Mother's Day. Please change all sports games to @hgtv and @magnolianetwork .

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First Target had us dressing like we lived on the prarie. This summer, we dress like prostitutes whose billionaire client is taking us to a polo match. #thatsaprettywomanreference @Target