2 days not enough. longer weekends pls

Against the use of the word summer in Trinidad and Tobago and the rest of the Caribbean....|| No SC || No IG || No FB || No Twitter || bye.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This world cup might genuinely have the greatest meme collection ever😭😭

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wanted to name them after himself.

I suggested Kaye and Elle.

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

The greed of the billionaire class will literally be the end of humanity

[Bubbles (they/he)🏳️‍⚧️ @Monkey2Bubble]

the earth is literally boiling fish alive but its ok because the shareholders get money and elon muskrat is a trillionare and billionares get richer.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss]

Meeting a celebrity in 550BC

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Women are using AI to put burkas on men and I'm rolling.

Muslim men in the comments, not so much.

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

i rarely see design this clean

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’ve met people who barely talk about God but treat others with love, and I’ve met people who never miss church but don’t know how to treat people right.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

took him then

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Imagine if Men had periods and were also be able to be Pregnant. Then they would be begging for abortion to be Legalized!!!

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

He would not fucking say that

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Them bags be LOCKED 😂