Maya Kulukundis

Writer

[Maya Kulukundis @MayaKulukundis]

With endless gratitude to @eoinmcnamee3 and @MartinDoyleIT, 'I Can Do Rude' is now in the world.

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Summer fiction: I Can Do Rude by Maya Kulukundis https://t.co/XQhAX2UPIS via @IrishTimesBooks

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@luliikaos she was doing her best.

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They will be called Flora and
You will talk about why Gwendoline Riley missed out on the Booker
You will visit their their kitchens
and find that despite all their correct intelligence and shelves of Edmund de Waal
They are entirely predictable.
You will want to go home.

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@MaxMcGuinness4 And there was a fire in the park
That came into the windows.
We saw low flying planes and
I thought they were firefighters
scooping water from rivers,
But actually they were practicing for
A military display.
I was wrong about many things that day

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It’s a crumbling house
With old people and cold food
But at least we always, always
Wanted you

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As if she is a girl with hair of snakes
You will not look at her direct

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#proust #marcel #mackerel

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Casual sex along a rolladex! Spiritually bankrupt. Whatever happened to love.

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@MacaesBruno Thackeray

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There is no happiness like a man
Who has been allowed to pay
For another man’s sword
And who can therefore attend
The remise de l’épée

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How can anyone not be talking about Christa Pike
Imagine having to do your last words twice

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@TreeManOwl Only select few can cope with complexity

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In America everyone thinks I am Irish
I have finally succeeded

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Napoleon and I, apple picking in Connecticut. Each one small wicker basket to take home.

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What time is LA? Is it before or after

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As a beautiful and wise external examiner once told me, the answer is Anne Serre

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@TreeManOwl I wish I wish I knew how to upside exclamation mark.
Magic only comes to some.

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I am sorry I talk so much and so much of it is wrong

[Nick Kulukundis @NickKulukundis]

On a working vessel, even a fall from a low height can be deadly.

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Do you remember when we used to talk about the nuclear winter? What we would do in the days after disaster? Drinking through the deepest cellar. Maybe eating the dog.

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@TreeManOwl how are you doing my dear cousin of many words

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Chit chat all over the place