Maya Clark

Accountant | Data Analyst 📈 | Shares Trader & Investor | 📩 DM for investment & trading | ⚠️ No unsolicited crypto DMs |Newcastle United fan ⚽

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Is there any podcast in Kenya that can stimulate someone intellectually ? Muache hizi za kuongelea ngono .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

I want to remind you that mshahara ya 10K, 15K, or 20K in Nairobi haiwezi kusaidia. You don't need to be a slave , quit and try doing something else or start a business.

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Leo nikama usingizi imekataa mambo yangu .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Umeamka hii asubuhi yote uende wapii ?

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Kuoa Mkamba nayo ni kujikaanga, man... those and Kikuyu ladies are meant for fun, alafu unarudi kwenu unatafuta bibi. Huyo bois anarant has made my night . Anyways ukiamua kuoa shauri yako .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@OwinoMichael_ 😂😂😂😂

[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

Leo tumekosana na bibi. Nimemwambia akienda kesha ya hiyo kanisa yao ya Deliverance nampea 30K kesho. Atarent nyumba yake atakuwa anafanya kila kitu anataka. Wacha ningoje tuone nani mwanaume kwa hii boma. Na ujue amenizoea sana coz juzi alinipikia chakula imeungua coz alikuwa anaongea na sijui nani wa kwao for over one hour kwa simu

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@OwinoMichael_ 😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

UPDATE: Hii usiku yote tumekuwa na vurugu na bibi. I went through the wife’s phone. My lawd! Kumbe pesa ameekuwa akiniomba alikuwa anatumia Pastor Lugehe wa Deliverance church Budalangi. Apart from that amekuwa akiongea na two Gen Z s and from the conversation kwa WhatsApp ni kama walionja bibi. It has all come to my senses now. Bibi kila mara ananiambia ako kwa mwezi ikifika Saturday usiku Kumbe sunday ni Pastor Lugehe analima yeye. Nilikuwa naambia bibi mbona asikuje Catholic kama sisi alafu ananiambia anapenda nyimbo za Deliverance za praise and worship. No wonder I didn’t trust this church. Mimi sieziita watu wa familia hapa coz wataniambia nisimfukuze. Wacha niende Catholic nikule mkate mtakatifu kwanza.
I was warned not to marry a Kamba na my uncle. I wish ningeoa my fellow luo ama luhya girl .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

I'm watching Animal Kingdom, and so far, every woman Josh dates ends up sleeping with random guys or their exes. I'm curious what the writer's intent .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Hii haikuangi ya amateurs .... legends tunatumia flashbacks za warembo ulipatana na wao tao .😂

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

If you masturbate by your imagination with no porn just know you're an addict and there's no coming back😭

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@dk_Mathuu 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dr£xx @dk_Mathuu]

Talking stage nowadays is basically opening up to anyone, a week later you fall out, and now there is a stranger out there knowing that you have one testicle

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@Kim_Eric_ Nan bread hukaa a bit dry hizi mzee hazikai 😂😂😂

[Mondi🇨🇦 @Kim_Eric_]

Hii ni nini?
Hide id ni malishoni boy

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

See the problem is , y’all started dating women with dick holes in their underwear and expected life to be normal 🤣

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@Gidi014 Same same

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@DegreatPcw Huelewi shit mzee ....beshete yake alidinywa na wasee wawili like alipigwa through pass kwa mbogi ya morio alikua anamdinya .

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Alikuwa ananipea mushene that her friend was dating, the boyfriend gave her out to a friend, and she accepted a friend of her boyfriend who railed her. She later realized later when they came to meet her. She told me she has been crying and asked me is that the woman you want ?

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

Hehe... you make a move on a girl, she turns you down. So you ask her to hook you up with her friend instead. She says she'll get jealous if you take good care of her friend, so she'd rather keep you around as a friend and get those benefits herself. Are we normal out here?

[☥ 444🪬 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

@Kebaso__ I don’t live in rentals like you

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

@y0urhaunt3dgf @Kebaso__ 😂😂😂😂😂