Mayank

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Aaj achanak wo school ka newzpaper wala stand yaad a gya…jis mai kisi ne newzpaper nahi padha

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

@lporiginalg @amitkilhor

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Guys!! I think its time. We need ACs in washrooms now.

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

My boss just fired me after an office party.
All I said was “Sir ghar pahunch ke mms kar dena”

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Its time people!! We should unite as Indians and get rid of “Sunita” from Happy bday song.

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Aaj achanak cd rakhne wale folder ki yaad a gayi

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@plot_twistttt If you can’t recognize him, you have never read a single book in your life. He is none other than Mr Robert De Niro

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

@NalinisKitchen @grok what is the catch in this plan?

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Why are all the Virat Kohli beard dudes now looking like Travis Head’s mustache twin🤔🤔

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Feeling so fly like the 787

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

As soon as I hear the word INS Vikrant
#IndiaPakistanWar

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

@TataMotors how about relaunching the TATA Nano as an updated EV? It would be beautiful tribute to the late Ratan Tata and his vision for affordable innovation. Lets honour his legacy with a remarkable revival! #Ratantata #TataNano #ev

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Sorry, misspelled Patriotism

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If we all get together and teach our children about the benefits of patriarchy, we’ll get ahead in a very fast spurt.

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

Nothing can go wrong with emails. Also me: Instead of "Gentle Reminder," I wrote "Genital Reminder."

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If she’ll binge 1200 episodes of One Piece with you, you better put a ring on it—she’s clearly a treasure worth sailing for

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@VinamreKasanaa Hormozian spotted

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Others : You’ll get 2 washrooms
Indian Uncles : 2 Latin bathrooms hain

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Indian Dads be like
Dining Table ❌
Dying Table ✅

[Mayank @Mayank22312662]

If I were to make a sequel of Veer Zara,I would call it Veer H&M