Maya Weitzner

At least I think I'm funny...

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I am returning to twitter (X?) to tell @BravoTV stop trying to make me feel bad for Tom Sandoval. #PumpRules

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I just ordered food and I’m not upset

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I think I hate New Jersey more than anything ever.

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I entered the Lottery for #PublicWorks #Hercules on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/ShxyBTZVHS

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Every child deserves to live to their full potential! When @G7 leaders of Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK, and the US meet, they must commit to action on early childhood development and stand up for education, nutrition, and access to vaccines. #G7Biarritz #G7France

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@eclaire1021 @Karamo That one was strange though

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I always feel genuine shock when a man says they want to go on a date with me.

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@mattbooshell Lmfao threes brewinggggg ❤️

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@RedFletcher Love the exclamation point

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@emilynussbaum “I’m.... dancing in the dark
You between my arms
Barefoot on the cross...”

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@BeyLegion A queen and a duchess

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I would be into this weird glass-blowing competition show on Netflix.

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⁦@nathanfielder⁩ Summit Ice at Yas Vashem ft. Jerusalem https://t.co/xIzKTHSLYy

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I feel like it’s a McGriddle morning but it’s also an “I almost have my period and my pants are too tight” morning.

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Why don’t they have a medic on set of @DanceMoms ?!?!

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@morisual_ Wow I really forgot about them

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Just saw #LateNightMovie. @mindykaling do you have a minute to write me a recommendation for a new nbc program? Looking forward to hearing from you.

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@norkdork14 Why? It’s on Hulu....

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Taye Diggs is officially my favorite famous person I’ve worked with (driven🤦🏽‍♀️) so far.

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@norkdork14 Also their names. Tall boy. Sweet pea. Baby teeth.