MAYB22

Luka fan
Lakers 💜💛
Barca❤️💙
Man City🩵
Mavs 💔

[Patrick @PatrickLucien49]

Saw a wedding party today, and the bride had huge tits, so the groom clearly made a wise choice

[Lemzyy @Lemzyy_]

Sports bettors will happily add FOUR selections together to create 2.00 odds…

But show them one single at 2.00 and suddenly it’s:

“Bit risky that mate” 😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Only one man can save Man United

[بهاء @ba66_]

المباراة توها بدأت واللعب رايق

تسديدة كانسيلو

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Manchester United lose

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Karim Adeyemi vs Racing Santander

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Complete and utter disgrace of a first half. Four goals, only one from an actual team action, one pen missed, countless opportunities wasted and a shit goal conceded.

Are the players not embarrassed of themselves? Can they even look Flick in the eyes after bottling so much?

[ACE (fan) @FCB_ACEE]

Once upon a time 🕊️

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Turns out they’re probably just speaking in German 😭

[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

When it’s whites vs blacks footy at recess and the albino kid scores a rocket:

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

"If the fan can't see a vision for the club.. Can you really blame a 16 year old with good advisors saying lets go to PSG" Mark Goldbridge April 2026

[tony the human D2.0 @tonythehumanD20]

My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective and that "we should split up" "Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"

[bluemontauk @bluemontauk]

Me: Counter Argument every day at work until we settle on how to reply.

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

Inject this into my veins. 😍😍

https://t.co/j3q4jnXlJj

[Professor Hamza Ballon Dor @mancityhardcore]

Mourinho told us about the difference of Man United and Man City

But United fans said he was mad 😡

Today Man City walked all over them with 10
Men and have finished above them for 15 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Chompy @lukestanley03]

Hold.

[Douma | FCB 🇩🇿 @DoumaFCB]

❌ Pas de clean sheet
❌ Pas de Manita

🚨🚨🚨 NOUS SOMMES EN CRISE.

#HansiFlickOut

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Folks were mocking Hull a few weeks ago only for them to go unbeaten in their first four, with a run in that included United, Villa and Chelsea.

Fair play.

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

Had a memory from high school of not wanting to learn how to edit/figure out the timing to do a split screen, so we just put up black tape in the middle of a room

[Demia Opinions @Demiasen]

“93:20” Manchester United’s historical trauma in four digits. 💀

“AGUEROOOOOOOO!!!” 😂