Call Me Maybe R

I'm Call Me Maybe. No, not Carly Rae Jepsen. I'm needy for snuggles, attention & treats. My mam and dad attachment parent me minus the breast feeding. I'm cute.

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Excited about this #NIVEAInfluenster #voxbox offer from @NIVEAUSA !!!

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@CR1288 we haz room for you on our couch bed. Not sure if we can spare a blanket though.

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@RickSSims cardboard falls under the "snacks I find on the counter" category.

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Oh and I think I forgot that I am really thankful for food.

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Oh and I like aunt @NannyOakley and uncle Matt too. And my grandog parents. But not many other humans.

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I'm thankful for furry friends like my big cat Trick and my imaginary long distance friend Oli (@NannyOakley)

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I'm also thankful for blankets and pillows. And humans who are sometimes made into pillows. And heaters. And rain gear.

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I'm thankful for food. And treats. And water. And snacks I find on the floor. And snacks I pull off of the counter. And fruit in the yard...

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Privacy? No. I lived in you. You need to think of me as an external organ.

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Privacy? You are literally my previous address. NO

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I also love the new view

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I haven't tweeted in a while. I'm sorry. I've been busy in my brand new yard! I haz a picnic table to sit on & cars to bark at!

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@CR1288 our mascot is the French fry. Because brown pellets aren't appealing to the masses

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@Maybeattached and her sister are starting a new political party called BFFs. Bugaboos For Food.

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Sorry friends but I'm not available tonight. Go without me. I'm too tired! #grandparentsintown

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#SelfieSunday