Daniela Thorn

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Falling in love is like the rain. It�s unpredictable, but there are always signs before it completely falls.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

A woman can have as many as 20 orgasms in an hour using a vibrator.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

In other words, to learn from the child, we must have empathy, and empathy grows as we learn

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

No lapse of time or distance of place can lessen the friendship of those who are truly persuaded of each other's worth.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Never judge a book by its cover, you'll get the wrong story

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Dear men who wear skinny jeans, ...but where do you hide your penis. Sincerely, confused.

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

PickUpLine: The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let's practice!

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best

[Daniela Thorn @Maybelleedy]

After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die