JJ Mayes

Producer, Director, Actor, Amateur Furniture Maker, guy who does stuff.

[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

@JackPosobiec Looks like you misspelled "2 high agency males" the correct spelling is "2 whinny little crybabies."

[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

Gotta love the @UPS automated customer line that basically wastes your time for 10 minutes and then says fuck off I'm not helping you. #howdotheystayinbusiness?

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“There is a very scientific word for this: It’s called summer,” Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.)

There is a very unscientific word for Tubers, "idiot."

[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

@elonmusk @NPR Sell twitter.

[Golfzooks! @golfzooks]

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[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

I helped plant 57,897 trees in Mexico with my @Lemonade_inc insurance policy + their partnership with @AmericanForests. How cool is that! #LemonadeGiveback https://t.co/3PuDXSVp6l

[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

Just another day where @SenatorCollins wakes up in disbelief.

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Does anyone else feel like @HawleyMO is just a little too eager to talk about child pornography? Like, he’s really in to it…#justsayin

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@duffy_padraic How long till we can vote that asshat Villanueva out of office?

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Who are the monsters that want #motionsmoothing on their tv? Why must they ruin it for everyone?

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Shame on you @SenToomey for trying to bring back a “red scare” to smear Saule Omarova. You’re too smart to actually believe it which makes what you are doing truly despicable.

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I don’t know what lobby America Next is, but they can fuck right off.

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So #LosAngelesSherriff Alex Villanueva just announced his deputies will not be enforcing LA county's new indoor mask mandate because it's not backed by science. I can’t wait till we have an opportunity to make sure he’s not backed by voters.

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[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

Not gonna lie, I miss linespeople and the excitement of a challenge. Hawk-eye may be more accurate, but it’s not more exciting #australianopen

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Jim Jordan has moved ahead of Rick Santorum and Tom Cotton on my list of people I’d like to see #faceslapped #ImpeachandRemove

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Congressman from TX named Gohmert (sounds like Gomer) sounds exactly like you’d expect him too. Except dumber.

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@brendanhunting It’s my favorite Milea album.

[JJ Mayes @Mayes2000]

Trying to cancel an @LAFitness membership is like taking on a second job.