Mayhem

I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.

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@Jackalope_IRL How could he not!? 🖤

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@nflmemes Bet. #getAllstate

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Special delivery…
#MayhemMonday #funny #fail #pov #workismayhem

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H2-0h yes, let’s make a splash this week. #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #spring #constructionseason

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Not to brag, but a lot of people agree that Mayhem in retrograde is a more fitting name. #MercuryInRetrograde

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Dust off your cringey memories, prom season is here. Tag me in your #promposal fail story.

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Looks like the right way to me.
#MayhemMonday #funny #fail #treefail

Legal: beleaf it or not, insurance coverage is subject to policy terms & conditions.

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Legend has it he’s still sliding.
#MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring #ice

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Wait for it. #MayhemMonday #Funny #Fail #Spring

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It’s a me...the plumber that’s about to drain your bank account.

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While you’re on #SpringBreak, I’m staying home to work. Tell me where you’re breaking — I’ll tell you what I’m breaking.

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Snow isn’t the only thing falling today. #MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring

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It’s the day I was literally made for. Tag me in your best pranks for #AprilFoolsDay.

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You’re gonna need an assist when paying for this one.

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That feeling when Monday hits. #MayhemMonday #Funny #Fail

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@lukaske 🍎 Real brothers work it out on the court. https://t.co/Yz3zy3rXbk

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Where there’s smoke there’s… a man chasing an ATV? #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #ATV

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I’m your overly competitive brother. And I’ve been raining on you all season. How you like them buckets? Catch us this week!

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Sliding into the rest of the year like… #MayhemMonday #funny #winter #snowday #fail

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must've missed that on the backup cam #MayhemMonday #funny #fail