Mikey Sharp

stop the world… I want to get off

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@MarioNawfal Gay hookers and cocaine are expensive

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

American media and politicians claim that new legislation does NOT merge the U.S. and Israeli militaries. Meanwhile Netanyahu, who has taken credit for proposing the measure, clearly says it does:

“Will that drawing down of foreign aid be compensated by the proposal to have a merging of some sort between our Pentagon and your military?"

"Yeah, I'm calling it, 'From aid to partnership.’”

He then lays out what it would look like:

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@JakeSherman Wave to the people Mitch

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@Steffmcd80 Pie and a bovril obviously

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@DarkThayne @Trojantiger @TheCriticalDri2 While pretty cool, muscle cars just aren’t very good cars.

I’ll take an Audi RS4 over a dodge charger every single day. Most sensible people would

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@BriannaWu @emilykschrader It’s literally Palestine ya dumb cunt

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The funny thing about people saying “Oh, Ro Khanna was hoping armed settlers would detain him for the photo op” is that there are very few places in the world that are funded by US tax dollars where Khanna could stumble into that scenario in just a few hours after arrival.

Like, try a little bit of self reflection. Why was it basically guaranteed that that would happen to him in just a three day trip?

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@DarkThayne @Trojantiger @TheCriticalDri2 Because there’s better cars available here

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@Trojantiger @TheCriticalDri2 That’s not a flex imo

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Argentina are officially the first nation in World Cup HISTORY to reach the semi-finals without facing a single Top 10 ranked team.

Must be a coincidence… of course.

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@Trojantiger @TheCriticalDri2 Your cars are dogshit compared to European cars. You’ll catch up one day, no worries.

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@JDVance

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Lindsey Graham has moved on to the next step in his journey, trying to convince Hades to attack Zeus and Poseidon. He says it’ll only take a couple of weeks and won’t require any ground troops. And there’s no way Poseidon can close the Strait.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@rw_may @SportsUncensrd @JohnTerry26 They play lesser competition. Easy to look competitive against mostly amateurs

[Jonzzy @jonzzy]

there is nothing that can stand in Neil the Seal way

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@Dexerto They did both… so he’s just being a miserable bastard.

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@TeleFootball This didn’t help

https://t.co/Xz3pwcbiER

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu reveals he's rooting for Argentina to win the 2026 World Cup.

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

We all know

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu reveals he's rooting for Argentina to win the 2026 World Cup.

[Mikey Sharp @MayhemMonkey919]

@nypost That’s fucking ridiculous, wtf did the women do?