Jodi Mayhew

[Jodi Mayhew @MayhewJodi]

I’m thankful I’ve never listened to my dad when he says “just because it’s 10 for $10 doesn’t mean you have to buy 10” because now I’m all set for the Corona quarantine 😂 #CoronavirusOutbreak #coronapocolypse

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it blows that you have to like, go out to meet people. like damn if I rly don’t want to die alone I gotta stop staying in on saturday nights

[Jodi Mayhew @MayhewJodi]

Honestly though... https://t.co/GLDSQRKgQq

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i’m an amazing girlfriend bc half the time I order off the kids menu and I will save u boatloads of cash

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

*complains about being ignored by 1 person while ignoring 24 other people*

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

today’s mood

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

you don’t really realize how drunk you are until you’re alone in a bathroom

[Jodi Mayhew @MayhewJodi]

@alexiskartes https://t.co/xtnXT4r1b3

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love saying “sure” in an argument bc it sounds like i’m agreeing but “sure” is wishy-washy at best, bitch

[adam @brokeangeI]

um

[Kung Fu Renny @ruhnayyy_]

male height chart:

below 5’2 - an idiot
5’2 - 5’5 - an idiot
5’5 - 5’7 - an idiot
5’7 - 5’9 - an idiot
5’9 - 5’11 - an idiot
6’0 and up - an idiot

[Jodi Mayhew @MayhewJodi]

@xo_elizabethf I’ve literally been thinking this for the last 2 months on how thankful I am that one pieces are in this year 😂🧥

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

blows my mind how people can be so convinced they’re right about something they are clearly, factually wrong about

[adam @brokeangeI]

*applies lip gloss before making a horrible decision*