jonathan

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Telemachus-maxxing by wanting everybody to leave my house

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Zeus’ Law says you can have a little treat

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

alana haim in the drama:

[Liv. 🤍 @OIiviaaaaAAAA]

just watched the odyssey where the FUCK was mario

[/ @privaz3tte]

"70mm imax" i will go to a vue in a deprived area and i will enjoy it

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

It's super hot outside you should argue with your boyfriend

[Agent 4ft 7” @nathersjones]

They’re gonna give him one of those perfect days you give your dog before having him put down

[Ian Riley @ianrileyx1996]

I'm sorry but there is no universe in which I'm not rooting for Linda Cardellini. Fuck them kids.

[c! 🌐 @ch_pter]

sitting at work at the ripe age of 25 thinking about going home and playing black ops 2

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[pinkpantheress @pinkpantheress2]

ain’t shit sweet until you put respect on clairo 💯

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift is now married.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are now officially married, as announced at Madison Square Garden.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Jon Harding @_i0n]

There's no need for Burnham to be in Westminster
- all the decisions will still be made in Washington, Tel Aviv and the City of London

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

she’s spiritually German