Ohhhhh shit! Guess who’s back on Twitter now that he stopped making obnoxious comments about @sethmeyers’ vagina and the horrible ways he treats his wife?!…. But Ah… who are kidding? This isn’t about Seth. Fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Donald Trump too.
Me: *makes a comment to @sethmeyers regarding his female genitalia*
Seth to Twitter: Twitter, he talked about my female genitalia. Twitter to me: Don’t talk about Seth’s female genitalia. 🤷
@sethmeyers For those that don’t know him in person, Seth belittles and verbally abuses Alexi in public like he’s some masculine god of judgmental humor. Sad. She seems like she never did anything to deserve it.
@sethmeyers Real talk: remember when you turned me in for wishing someone rubbed broken glass in your pussy? Me too. You are the most zombied out idiot I’ve ever witnessed. Also, does your wife love munching your vagina?
@sethmeyers I heard from several sources that contrary to what you may unsuccessfully preach, you are a Trump supporter on the DL. Thats fucking disgusting. I dislike you even more now.
@sethmeyers Remember when you cried to Twitter because I implied you had a vagina? If someone implied that I had a vagina, no big deal - because I’m comfortable knowing I don’t have one. I certainly wouldn’t confirm the matter by complaining to Twitter. I’m back, baby.
Me: *makes a comment to @sethmeyers regarding his female genitalia*
Seth to Twitter: Twitter, he talked about my female genitalia. Twitter to me: Don’t talk about Seth’s female genitalia. 🤷
...but he’s the lesser of two evils though. 😂😂😂 Evil is evil is evil. Riden for who again? Lover’s of life and culture, defenders of the youth and the innocent, womb holding mothers, proprietors of unity, I ask you... who you riden for? 😭😭😭
@sethmeyers See, you think you’re being in the good name of the country, but you’re not. Sit down and stay down. You fucking suck, Seth! You are fucking destroying things.
@sethmeyers@billburr Seth, at least block me so I know I’m getting through to your stupid ass. I’ll just keep on keepin on. Bill Burr is pretty funny sometimes as long as he keeps his dick outta politics. How do you not see that “your bit” (not even credited to you, but to your writers) is awful. F.
@LateNightSeth Anyone should be fucking embarrassed to be on your show. You spread your legs and let the jokes your writers wrote for you free fall outta your vagina. Great job dividing the country, you fucking idiot. “My name’s Seth. I’m so funny and righteous about everything.” You fuck.
@LateNightSeth No offense. I hate all political comics. It’s that exact outright utter righteousness that’s become the problem in the world. You are a poor excuse for a comic and a thorn in the side of the country. Get over yourself.