Andrew Daly

“That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs.”

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

So Kevin Warren:

[Aaron Leming @AaronLemingNFL]

Kevin Warren is too busy figuring out where to stand in the locker room so that he can be front and center for the video crew when Good, Better, Best happens on Sunday. #Bears

[Ramon @RamonTweets4U]

The ONLY person the Chicago White Sox should consider to throw out the first pitch before Game 3?

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

The Pope right now (probably)

[🎙️Not Another Sox Podcast🎙️ @NASPpodcast]

“It’s a contest for children”

“Yeah and Ichiro beat their brains out”

[Sean Anderson @Sean_W_Anderson]

how it feels to watch the white sox as of late

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

"Hey, is that dad?"

"Either that or Batman's really let himself go!"

[@mj @TH3BOMBDOTCOMV2]

me when i get my license

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Me after finishing a task i was procrastinating on

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

🤣🤣🤣

#thesimpsons

[Otter @SniffinGlue22]

Culver’s

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Louisiana is not a real place. It’s becoming increasingly clear that The Waterboy was a documentary.

This whole circus started when Mr Coach Klein committed academic fraud to get Bobby Boucher eligible all while lying to momma

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

PA Announcer: It's THIRRRDDDD down!

Us:

[Nico Fassino @NicoFassino]

> First pope in history to do this
> Uses a pontoon boat

He's from the Midwest alright

[Bleacher Nation Bears @BN_Bears]

Slap this logo on a polo, and you might sell enough to finance a new stadium.

[Ross Read @RossRead]

No scandals, no sex crimes, no criminal record. Just a lot of Gee Willikers Batman! Savannah Bananas work, and stadium site testing for 10 years.

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

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