The Official Instagram of Adam Carbone's 2020 Mayoral run for Mayor Of CrAnStOn, Rhode Island.
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*Important note* we will also not be destroying the pasta salad and sending it to the Dominican Republic along with the ATV's and Dirt Bikes. Thank you.
Applause to the new joint ATV task force in Prov & Cranston! Next on the docket, the PASTA SALAD removal task force. Once I get the call from the Governor's office approving me for LT. GOV, we will immediately begin the important work of removing pasta salad from the entire state
As Lt. Governor, I will not only find the missing Johnston Cow, I will provide refuge for it and NOT report it to the police. That boy is not going back to the slaughter house, that I can tell ya.
As your next Lt. Governor, I do solemnly swear to bring back Limewire from the shadow realm. It will be RI's ONLY source of listening to music as long as I am in office.
As your next LT. Governor of Rhode Island, I promise to make dollar stores sell things ONLY for a dollar again. None of this $4.99 for a bag of cat litter crap. That, I can tell ya!
The rumors are true folks, I am indeed eying the Lt. Governor position. I will not only put a throne room in the Capitol building, and get Adele her big break, but I will also ASSURE RI gets it's very first All male version of Hooters. This, I guarantee!