Former Mayor Joe Reily

I was the best mayor for America's 30th drunken city. I go to bed early. Mayor Teck? More like what the heck.

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

@HolyCitySinner @seekatewrite_ Don't tell me when to go to bed, Clockblocker... but for real, yeah, I ate supper at 3, so bedtime is 7

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

@seekatewrite_ @HolyCitySinner Ewww gross Holy City Sinner...
Kate, Hey girl Heeyyyy

[Charlestonion @Charlestonion]

My son and 5 friends just left to go Pokemon hunting downtown in case you were wondering if there were still virgins in high school

[Charleston Brew HaHa @ChasBrewHaHa]

Anyone else notice the cans from @HolyCityBrewing in "Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland" #LaughsAndCrafts

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Used to be that I would wake up and, see my shadow or not, I'd be mayor for another year. Insert newfangled crying emojicon here

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

I woke up today, saw my shadow, it scared the life out of me and I fell down and bruised my hip. 6 more weeks of pain for me. #GroundfallDay

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Staying up late tonight to watch @TecklenburgJohn State of the City since I can't figure out my DVR. #chs #chsnews

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

You know what I can still do? Swing a belt, and I know three butts that need a whuppin. https://t.co/s0mSdbWlGA

[Mix 95.9 @Mix959Live]

Former #CHS Mayor Joe needed some advice on what to do after retirement…. https://t.co/A9AVu55HYf #2GG #ToughLovewithSassySiri

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Did you know the term Rise and Grind refers to grinding your own coffee beans, unlike you whippersnappers do with your fancy k cups.

[John Tecklenburg @TecklenburgJohn]

First full day as Mayor. I should:

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Next to retire, my eyebrows.

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

That looks like my friend Tom from MySpace https://t.co/Aj8WUHohWT

[Charleston P.D. @CharlestonPD]

help needed to identify burglary suspect any info call Det Rough @ 843 720 2481 or [email protected]

[Charlestonion @Charlestonion]

When I have to go downtown today and I see that there are 3 fires in the #Chs area

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Today was my first day sleeping in in the past 40 years. I slept all the way until 530am. Now I feel as if I've wasted half the day!

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Wait, do I have to change my twitter name now? Dadgummit i just figure out how to RT someone.

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

First order of business as Not-Mayor, get some rest. Y'all #chs kids kept me up late with your open until 2am bar debauchery and what not.

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

Thanks for all of the support over the last 200 years. If you think I'm going away though, you're wrong. See you soon #chs

[Former Mayor Joe Reily @MayorJoeRiley1]

I was going to go to @TecklenburgJohn party, but bedtime was an hour ago.

[John Tecklenburg @TecklenburgJohn]

First order of business as mayor: Build walls around #chs to keep the refuge... I mean the floods out.