Michael Oluwaseun

[Michael Oluwaseun @Mayorofgraphics]

Hey guys, check out my latest work on Behance, it’s called COOKIE PANDA 🍪🐼.

Let me know what you think, here’s a link to the project 🔗🧎.
Thank you 🙏
https://t.co/qvlBwnaiHn

[Halimah Ahmed @ahmedhalimah02]

Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.

I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.

That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury

Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.

I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.

We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

every single person in this family is stup!d.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

Terrorists go live on social media, showing their faces.
When they are arrested, the authorities hides their faces 😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Nigeria is bl££ding and the government is not doing anything about it”

These two guys continued their sensitisation today by protesting in the Uk and letting whole world know what is going on in Nigeria ✊🏽

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

So you guys want me to stop posting about the kidnapped Oyo State School kids so that we'll forget about them and move on as usual?
Never!

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Good morning Rufai, how are you and your family, I was told that on your program or platform you said Government gave Contractors 700 billion Naira, it is not true, what the promise to release to us was 40 billion and they said we will get the alerts over the weekend, only for us to see on the news of the lies of 700 billion Naira when even the 40; billion has not be released.

[DonAza @DonAzag]

It is profoundly telling that you never see Tinubu or APC supporters condemning INEC’s systemic failures. There is absolutely no outrage from their camp. There is no tweet from their tweeter warlord asking for Amupitan resignation. Instead, their smug confidence that "nobody can defeat Tinubu" seems to stem directly from this broken system. They aren't upset because the flaws work in their favour or it's part of their game plan. It’s a chilling realization when an entire political block becomes so comfortable with electoral irregularities that they treat systemic criminality as a standard winning strategy.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

so tinubu and co started terrorism during Jonathan's time??

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

“I Physically Went To Court In Chicago To Verify That Bola Tinubu Is a Certified Drug Lord!”

~Reno Omokri, Nigeria's ambassador to Mexico, appointed by the same Tinubu

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

The Work you have done so far has resulted in Hardship.
We don't want more hardship.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

What is good for the Adelabus isn’t good for the 39 kids and 7 teachers kidnapped in same Oyo state.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Where is your ID card ? Show me your ID card! Why are you working with these police officers and still stopping vehicles on the road?

Man confronts a man working with police officers on the road wearing Ankara without an ID CARD💔💔

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Yet another day again, Day 25 😞

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

The price of cooking gas this morning just soared to N2,400 per kg, now approaching 3,000.

We have never in the history of this country had it this terrible.

You know the funny thing? It’s only going to get worse.

How are we going to survive this?

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Diesel is at 2000 per litre

Fuel is at 1400 naira per litre

Gas is 2400 per kg

Egg is 6000 per crate

and everyone in the country is doing as if everything is okay?😭

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

We don’t appreciate Daddy G.O Adeboye enough tbh. Kerosene is N2,400. Gas is 2,400. If not for his prayers and talk with God over coffee, we would be buying them at N8,500 by now.

Thank you, Daddy.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

If Tinubu wins a second term, i can assure you that Nigerians will start eating eachother. We are already cooked now.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

Fuel 1400
Gas 2400
Insecurity
Minimum wage 70k
Poor Electricity

When will you guys say enough is enough?

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

You guys should wake up oo. Cooking gas is now N2,400/kg. This man wants everyone to dead before next elections.