mayra

married to my best friend 😄

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Haha meme go brrrrrrr

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

Rft

[dajerr @_aaajad]

birth control should be for men.. it should've always been for men.

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

I know I don’t live with my parents anymore and I know I don’t store anything in the oven but I still check inside before I turn it on

[Carolina @_caroop]

Did anybody else’s Mexican mom tell you using a dish washer was for lazy and dirty people and now you will never use one or are you normal

[nepotism groundhog ➡️ Nocturnal Valley @sundrencher]

conservatives be like "ur not being nice 😡😡 I would NEVER wish death on someone!!😡 have some compassion" and then make death threats towards the people at planned parenthood

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

I just found out you can whisper to Alexa and she whispers back and Idk why but I think it’s the funniest thing ever

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

St George what is you doin 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🥴🥴🥴

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

This has to be an SNL skit. It just has to be.

[K 💚 @kitatik_]

This why I could never get a cat because what are you doing?! 🤣😭😭

[Gardeliaaa @Gardeliaaa]

“Your dad looks mad”
He’s not mad , he just looks like that lol

[Joe @JoeyGEX]

This perfectly describes In-N-Out

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

thread of very good dogs protesting for justice

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

Turns out my stimulus check came in. It just went to my parents bank account Instead of mine

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

I was so excited,I even put it on my calendar so I’d remember ☹️🥺

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

DQ has made the difficult decision to postpone this year’s Free Cone Day. Please see the official announcement to learn more: https://t.co/BMBgqU8Tgr

[Dan Rogland @DanRogland]

I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE

[mayra @Mayra_DeAnda]

I either want my hair to be really short or really long, I hate the in between stage

[Hamp* @Hampton]

I’m in Utah everybody Mormon until proven otherwise