May Sin

“you do have a heart”
yeah, thats what poor people have instead of money

[May Sin @MaySinStinks]

crash out disassociate

[✩♡︎☆drolta☆♡︎✩ @lulstunna444]

when you have nothing to wear lol😅

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[✩♡︎☆drolta☆♡︎✩ @lulstunna444]

goodmorning ☀️

[✩♡︎☆drolta☆♡︎✩ @lulstunna444]

hey it’s been awhile

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

Acting dumb is actually fun. There's so much freedom when people think you're an idiot.

[May Sin @MaySinStinks]

being super annoying is very hard work for the record

[May Sin @MaySinStinks]

gm

[BijanBando @stockaye]

@BleuCapone @Son_ImSleep Or a couple strokes in when she take the rubber off and hit u w a “Yk what”

[May Sin @MaySinStinks]

going all in on the final stages of your 10 year plan a decade after turning 18 is manic inducing considering the plan was delusional, never spoken out loud, and seems to be WORKING

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

Acting dumb is actually fun. There's so much freedom when people think you're an idiot.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

I will add…… taking kids to the skating rink, bowling alley, rec center, library…etc for the first time at 14-15 when they have already established a dependence social media and technology for connection and entertainment is setting them and you up for failure.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Oh so you’re losing everything in life all at once? Welcome to alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange.

[Tune2slatt @gregrillygeeked]

All this trauma and still no Sharingan 😭

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

“We had to buy land because Satan worshipping pedøs run the world”.

Gather your friends and family.

[May Sin @MaySinStinks]

purposely triggered my pent up mania and got every task ive procrastinated since last spring done.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This is the truest truth and it’s what made me a lot less misanthropic