An update on this thread. I was contacted by @CerenceInc who assures me they know what they have and will be taking good care of it for some time to come. They'll also reach out to @datajake1999.
I tried Air Dropping 11.5 gigs of content from my Mac to my iPhone, thinking it'd do one of two things. 1, it'd fail partway through, or 2, it'd take 4 hours. Nope, it actually finished in about 15 minutes or so. I'm ... Honestly both shocked and impressed.