Sarah Mays

I'm so not cool but I pretend

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@seababz I need to catch up! I'm only on my 2nd time!

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Can there just be a taco emoji already? #tacos

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Wow. I finished Gilmore Girls and now I don't know what to do with my life.

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Is anyone else super excited about the remake of Annie that's coming out soon? Just me? Ok.

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@seababz what is this world coming to?!

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Just eating chips and salsa at 2 in the morning. #Texas

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Twitter, you ruin everything!!! #spoilers

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Two donuts is too much sugar for one Sarah #deathbysugar

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Can I quit school and just get my Master's degree in Gilmore Girls? #kthanks

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Gilmore Girls without commercial breaks is probably the best thing to happen to me all month #Netflix

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I literally haven't made a PowerPoint presentation since ninth grade #gradschoolproblems

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Just watching Doogie Howser, M.D. No big deal. #neilpatrickharrisforlife

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Being an adult is hard #cartrouble

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My dad just asked me how much money I have in my car maintenance fund. What car maintenance fund!?! #adulthood

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The inevitable Sunday afternoon nap is starting to take hold #cantstopthesleep

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Somebody is about to get their birthday weekend started. And somebody is really excited about that. #partytime

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I wonder what my cat would look like if he was human. These are the thoughts that fill my day. #crazycatlady

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Just give me a bagel, some green tea, and Maroon 5's new album and I will transform into a morning person right before your eyes.

[Sarah Mays @MaysSarah]

I find it hard to fit important thoughts into 140 characters. That's why I end up tweeting about cats and food. Also, I like cats and food.

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Dancing with my cat is not quite as successful as you might expect #imightbealoser