Tweeting Kettle

Hi I'm the kettle @maytreeSavingLi When I boil I tweet about life saving chats happening over tea #keepthekettleon

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Someone’s really working up a lather over here

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Someone round here’s a “one washed, let’s dash” kinda guy…

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*cough-splutter!! Who burnt the toast? Cheer me up with the smell of lucre #keepthekettleon https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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This is just fiendish – dirty spoon, back in the sugar bowl! #caramel

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Everything in moderation, except making large donations :) – We'll turn a blind eye, quick https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q #keepthekettleon

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Forget tea bags, we could really do with a bin bag right now…Spare a few coins for one? https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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Are there any rich #bankers out there who like tea, want to save lives & ‘lose some tax’? #keepthekettleon https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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Countdown better with or without Vorderman? Buy me a brew and we’ll talk about it #keepthekettleon https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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The red light means I’m on air! Keep me keeping on, #keepthekettleon https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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Any cows out there on Twitter that fancy donating an udder of milk to a good cause? RT #keepthekettleon

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That’s right, those mugs won’t wash themselves!

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8 cups poured today, but I’m not throwing the tea towel in yet! Donate to keep me going https://t.co/mK4W9QXg1Q

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“Right!” said Fred, “let’s have a cup of a tea.” Righto, Fred, we’re all with you on that one #keepthekettleon https://t.co/tjsD50nki1

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Tea’s my forte of course, but in my spare time I’ve been known to try my hand at a good stock…

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A wise kettle once said ‘he who dunks more than twice loses his bickie in his brew’. Please RT #keepthekettleon

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When people have had the marrow sucked out of their life I replace it with a good old fashioned cuppa #keepthekettleon

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Our befrienders regularly take the biscuit #jointheclub

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Looking out the window and I can’t help but sing this... https://t.co/Oa1kWJ7zvh

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I’d just like to thank myself for putting a big shift on the tea front this week. Follow a domestic legend #keepthekettleon

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My good pal the pot’s dropped by for a sink-side break. Water’s fine